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posted about 5 months ago by cheapie
about the venue: Cantina Central

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This place is sooo close to being good. The kitchen just needs to develop some taste buds.

I've walked past this place many times,'cause it is a block away from Saigon Centre, but I was never motivated to go until reading the reviews below.

Went here for dinner and had a selection from the drinks and dinner menu - came out to about 320k for one person.

Here's the rundown:

Ordered a margarita (85k) and it was pretty decent - made with real, fresh fruit, which is a nice surprise.

Restaurant provided a chips + 3 salsa teaser. Chips we the sort of thick, heavy ones one finds in a lot of mexican joints Stateside that make their own; not ideal, but I've had lots and lots of similar chips, so I can't complain.

Salsa however was pretty bad in its execution. The three choices were pico de gallo, a spicier red/brown one, and a very mild red one. The pico was made with very nice, fresh ingredients, but it was missing something - salt, lime, heat? I couldn't really put my finger on it. The brown salsa wasn't very spicy and tasted stale. It's very weird to have something other than crackers, or chips or bread taste stale, but this thing was stale. The mild red one seemed to be just light tomato paste, not salsa.

Altogether, not a very bright start to the meal.

Ordered fish taco (appetizer, 50k), and the shrimp salad (75k); the fish taco really redeemed things. They were great - again, fresh ingredients, lots of nicely cooked white fish, bright, tasty mango salsa toppings. The lime on the side certainly helped.

The salad was a bit of a downer. Shrimp was cooked well and all the pieces were there, but the salad was woefully underdressed. The only sauce was on the shrimp. A light lime vinaigrette on the greens would move this dish from a 6 to a 9.

I then had their mexican styled beer - draft beer on ice, combined with tabasco sauce and lime and served in a salted rim glass (35k). Sounded odd on the menu and tasted like it sounded.

Finally, I ended the meal with a small portion of pork short ribs (70k). Again it was well cooked and the pork was of good quality, but it seemed like the kitchen slapped on the spicy dry rub *after* it was cooked. So you end up eating moistened dry rub. After one bite I was scraping it off.

Service was ok here - but I wasn't offered another drink when the ribs met an empty beer on the table.

Two stars means "no, I probably won't return" - but this place is so close to getting a 4 star "yes, I'll return" rating from me. It's just the final little touches from the kitchen.

I hope this finds its way to management and they eat their way thru the menu to make improvements. Otherwise, just stick to the fish tacos.

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posted about 5 months ago by cheapie
about the venue: Central Post Office

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The service here is quite great because it is fully staffed, yet 90% of the people inside are going there to take pictures and not mailing items off.

You do have to be aggro on the lines, as people will just jump in front of you rather willingly - after some time in Vietnam, you'll quickly learn that people do not form lines here.

Sending things can be a bit confusing, as there are different counters for domestic slow, domestic quick, domestic package, intl slow, quick, etc. etc. Best bet is, instead of reading the signage, just jump to an open counter, tell the person(s) what you want to send and how cheaply you want to send it, and they'll direct you to the right counter number.

And yes, the stamps are not self-adhesive. You gotta lick them! Kids these days.. pretty soon, no one will understand how George Costanza's fiance died. :)

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posted about 8 months ago by cheapie
about the venue: Sheraton Hotel

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The brunch buffet here is, as 4inhanoi noted, really really solid.

If you're a hotel buffet hound, going to the Metropole for weekdays and the Sheraton on Sundays is the best bet for a well rounded belly.

One tip about the Sheraton buffet if you're a tippler - find the iced down vodka bottle(s) next to the DIY oyster shooter station and commander it for your Sunday morning screwdrivers. No need to order the wine buffet along with your meal this way.

Just be kind and don't Bogart the bottle when I'm there.

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posted about 8 months ago by cheapie
about the venue: Cơm Tấm Cali (Le Thanh Ton)

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Com Tam means broken rice, so I'm guessing this is some California inspired joint - much like the Pho Cali and other Americanesque named restaurants.

This restaurant is a local chain of sorts, with three locations in District 1 (other two at 32 Nguyen Trai and 222 Hai Ba Trung), though I've only eaten at this Le Thanh Ton location.

Overall, the food is good and the service is excellent.

Food mainly consists of either broken rice or bun (rice noodles, not in soup) as a base, with your choice of up to seven protein toppings at various price points. I've stuck to the basics, such as thit nuong (grilled pork - very good), cha tom (minced shrimp pate/sausage - ok), and bi (pork skin.. I've had better).

Servings are in the 20-35k per dish range, and the serving size is typical for Vietnam, meaning I get seconds. Beer is 18k for a "333."

While the food may not deserve the four stars, the reasonable price and the comfortable, air-con'ed environment does add a lot to it. Bun Thit Nuong just down the street in Ben Thanh can definitely be tastier, but you're trading off a lot.

One final note - window proclamations aside, the wifi at the Le Thanh Ton location does not work.

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posted about 8 months ago by cheapie
about the venue: Minh's Jazz Club

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The owner of this Hanoi institution should be institutionalized.

To be fair, I have no idea if this place is even an institution, for I'm a mere toddler in my Hanoi-ness; I just use it's verdant neon signage as one of the few easily describable visual landmarks in the concrete maze that is Hanoi's Old Quarter. Compare this to the wizened expats, who navigate these alleys by the nose - a left by the flower market, a right by the bun ga lady who favors extra bamboo, and the like. But I digress..

I've passed the Jazz Club for months but finally ambled in when I couldn't locate a friend at the antiseptic Green Bananna restaurant-cum-bar. Minh's was just a half a block away, a ready destination for a brew and more if my friend didn't answer the SMS.

It was either a Thursday or Friday night, around 9pm, and the place was as empty as the Ninth Ward after Lake Pontchartrain swept thru it. As I sidled up to the bar, I quickly concluded that the customers in the place, all keeping one another company at a single table, likely read their Lonely Planet thru bifocal lenses. They heartily clapped for the game live band that outnumbered its audience, but such enthusiam failed to cut across the empty space and permeate the staff.

A woefully bored beer pitcher in the customary Tiger blue handed me a menu - I asked for a beer and she responded by staying put, and asking what kind of beer I would like. This is a bad sign. Similarly, she just repeated the (long) menu when I asked what was decent to eat that night.

The beer came and I drank it. The food came and I ate it. No one offered to refill my mug midway thru my meal. It took three tries to get some napkins. I took these pictures of the staff - all of whom were within spitting distance - drowsily texting a more exciting world. No one noticed when I snapped these pictures. If you've played with a camera phone in low lighting, you know that these shots took multiple attempts. And no one broke their thumb exercise to notice. Or complain. Or to get my annoying butt another beer.

This place has a great location (or maybe just a great neon sign), a large seating area, a decent live band, but man, the diffident staff just kills it.

A lot of folks conflate Jazz with the Blues. Here they conflate Jazz with Depression.

And with this review we bid adieu to the wonderful community that is NewHanoian. While we'll drop in and out of Hanoi in the future, we're movin' on up to the Southside, so no more contributions from us. We like to thank the folks behind this great online community and hope to leech knowledge from this site for our future adventures.

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